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How was this site made?
This site has so far been entirely coded by hand. I assure you I don't know the first thing about programming. The banner image was drawn by Patdog.
Past Versions
A few old pages have been saved for posterity. The design of the site evolved in an iterative way, so my versions numbers are a bit arbitrary.
- Index 1.0 Inspired by an old GeoCities page. I genuinley love the stark black look - makes you want to click something. Maybe.
- Index 2.0 (Codename: Stark Black)
- Index 2.4 (Codename: Atari 7800)
JavaScript Audit
This site uses JavaScript to "html include" some elements that appear identically on every page, notably the navbar, and to randomize some images. However the site is designed in a way so that it isn't possible to get stuck if the JavaScript fails to load.
Some pages contain embeds from script-loaded platforms such as YouTube. An adblocker is therefore recommended. Save bandwidth; Keep your computer safe.
(It's not the end of the world if your browser loads some JavaScript you baby).
Image Compression
All of the pictures on this site have been heavily reduced in file size, there are none larger than 90 kb, and most are under 20 kb whenever possible. This site won't win any awards for minimalism(More like the no content clubs amirite?), but it should still load fast even on dial-up.
I use Paint.net to make all pictures. For small PNGs the Quantize and Posterize tools are used for compression. Larger images are saved in JPG format with low quality when exporting.
Total size: 3.14 MB as of April 2023